text post from 4 minutes ago

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again


text post from 23 minutes ago

There is a depth of feeling to this, a satirisation, almost, of the forms of art that feels intensely artistic. The way he trails off into the cracks, blurring the line between the man and the environment he’s a part of; it is really beautiful, honestly. The fact it’s made out of urine evokes Piss Christ, but it’s less angry, more whistful. It says something about randomness. About how we see our own forms in the greater entropy of the universe. I cannot emphasise enough how much this means to me.

The fact that it imitates the forms of Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog? It’s a scathing piece of satire, and it was completely random. It’s a streak of piss made by a small dog on a forgotten, tired concrete bollard. It couldn’t criticise Romanticism harder if it tried.


text post from 55 minutes ago

Before I… crack them open?

....before you put them in here:

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the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

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sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It's an egg cooker!


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It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

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Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

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nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.


text post from 2 hours ago

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.


photo post from 2 hours ago

This is my original painting, “Centauride Love”, which features a group of asian and latinx characters cavorting in a beautiful woodland setting. Above you can see the full image (top) and details. I just added this work to my Etsty store as a print in a variety of sizes including my new poster size! You can find them here